I’m really good at the “mental breakdown because my team just inexplicably lost” piece. Some might say I’ve perfected it.
It’s a simple recipe: a quarter cup of deadpan explanation of the situation, two tablespoons of emotive indignation, a dash of emotionally potent oversimplification, and four entire cups of poetic license to underscore the crimes against peace currently being waged against your team. They say love is stronger than hate, but for post game coverage in sports? I haven’t found that.
So whoop-de-doodle-ee-doo, what am I going to do with this New England Patriots situation?
This run to the Super Bowl — not the Puppy Bowl or the Soup Bowl you made
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