Paris Olympics order 300,000 condoms in preparation for the MOST ATHLETE SEX EVER

The amount of unbridled, unfettered sex in the Olympic village every four years is the worst-kept secret in sports. Over the years dozens of athletes have talked about their micro-targeted Tinder radiuses, the hormones coursing through the village, and the thousands of hookups that lead to more international relations that the U.N.

Paris, the city of love, is bringing back Olympic boning in a big, big way — with a frankly alarming 300,000 condom order for those competing in 2024.

This comes after Tokyo 2020 was largely devoid of athlete sex. The games, held during the Covid pandemic, dissuaded athletes from hooking up by instituting strong six foot

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