Let the record show that I love JP Acosta. He’s smart, effortlessly funny, charismatic as hell, and one of the best ball-knowers among NFL writers. He’s also young, overconfident, and I would prefer him not to be torn limb-from-limb by an angry orangutan.
From the second JP started working at SB Nation there’s a core character trait I think defines him so well: He is absolutely convinced he could win a one-on-one fight with an ape. It doesn’t matter which ape, because from the gentle chimpanzee to raging gorilla, he thinks he could take down any of the great apes with a katana he owns.
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