Colin Jost portrayed “secretary of war” Pete Hegseth during the first cold open of the 51st season, lamenting that “Our military is gay as hell,” but also mourning that, “It’s also never been fatter!”
This mirrored his real life meeting with the military’s top generals this week, during which the meeting was strangely similar. Jost’s version just got rid of any subtext, demanding that the military be filled with “hot, shredded, hairless men who are definitely not gay.”
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